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Before heading to war, Paddy secures a chastity belt on his wife, entrusting the key to his friend Fergus.<\/p>\n

Paddy instructs Fergus, “If I don’t return in 4 years, open it.” He then sets off on his journey on horseback.<\/p>\n

Half an hour later, Paddy spots a dust cloud approaching and realizes it’s Fergus. Concerned, he asks Fergus what’s amiss.<\/p>\n

Gasping for breath, Fergus reveals, “It’s the wrong key!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Before heading to war, Paddy secures a chastity belt on his wife, entrusting the key to his friend Fergus. Paddy instructs Fergus, “If I don’t return in 4 years, open it.” He then sets off on his journey on horseback. Half an hour later, Paddy spots a dust cloud approaching and realizes it’s Fergus. 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