A nun was teaching Sunday school one morning and posed a question to her class about which part of the body goes first when someone enters Heaven.<\/p>\n
Little Suzy confidently suggested that it might be the hands, reasoning that when people pray, they hold their hands together, and God might take them first.<\/p>\n
The nun praised Suzy’s response as beautiful before Little Johnny chimed in, suggesting it could be the legs. When asked for his reasoning, Johnny humorously shared an anecdote about his parents that led him to believe so.<\/p>\n
Johnny recounted an incident where he overheard his mother with her legs up in the air, exclaiming, “Oh God, I’m coming!” This led him to believe that if his father hadn’t intervened, they might have lost her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A nun was teaching Sunday school one morning and posed a question to her class about which part of the body goes first when someone enters Heaven. Little Suzy confidently suggested that it might be the hands, reasoning that when people pray, they hold their hands together, and God might take them first. The nun […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":285,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"yoast_head":"\n